Dentists

   So this next one not any kind of horror or romance or whatever kind of story .. this is just something that happened to me.
   basically in witch ever country you're from your dentists recommends you to come up in a half year or so right? Well same was for me .. one and a half year ago. I was a bad kid and decided not to go for a chek up well .. I wasn't exactly bad more like just lazy (still am by the way). Until one day I went over my teeth with my tongue and felt that they were broken so I thought what I got to lose. Boy was I wrong. First time went there it was fine except the dentist was all up in my face about how my teeth were too broken. I mean like I know they are I love to eat sweets so you don't have to shove it in my face* I don't blame her though she was just doing her job. so second and third time were pretty regular times too but then it happened .. the fourth time i had to go there. It was about a 30 minute visit. I was laying in the chair using the universal language of kind of grunting the yes'es and no's.  I lay there my jar hurting a bit when she all of a sudden lets out this all natural Russian like high pitch "oh". I decided to stay calm and pay no intention to it even though in my head I was going crazy thinking what the hell had happened to my teeth cause lets be honest .. it's not a good thing when any kind of doctor who works ANYWHERE near your body with sharp instruments says a voice that indicates an accident. So there I was laying on the chair and about 10 minutes later she lets out another sound "mhts". It sounded like she got something wrong again. In my own head I was panicking and thinking oh god what has happened now but I STILL didn't say anything. Now I'm in the process of having a pesky tooth fixed. And until this day I haven't got the slightest idea of what she was grunting about even though i wish that I could know.
  I guess my message is do as your doc says. Go for the check up and brush your damn teeth twice a day. Otherwise you'll be like me hearing your doc making weird noises as they fix your damn teeth..


  And to the end a joke I heard from my dad a little while back about teeth


An old man is in the bathroom and the wife asks
"What are you doing in there?"
He replys:
"I'm brushing my teeth"
"That long?!"
"Well .. I'm brushing the real ones too."

Hope you get it :D

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